THE ROBIN WILLIAMS PEACE PLAN

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.
 

1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys: We will never "interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with all middle eastern countries, Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.
Our money spent towards over sea troops would be better used to implement a top-notch missile defense system i.e. "Star Wars" program, etc.
-DragonBrat

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.
Why is this so hard? illegal means illegal. Enter the USA legally and you're welcomed to stay, otherwise you should be shot on sight just like all the other criminals who do illegal things on the street. Run from the cops & you deserve to be shot dead. Didn't do anything wrong??? Then no reason to run. YOU are the reason we have police brutality. Law enforcement finds you then you say "aw damn I got caught" and go to jail. If that's how it always went the cops would never beat you. Plain & simple.-DragonBrat


4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
A excellent suggestion but we would really have to be able to return the wilderness back to the way it was before we drilled. Oil companies need to be really responsible. The whole "self-sufficient idea is the answer to everything.-DragonBrat

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
I wonder if the above would really work?  -DragonBrat

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the Army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
Famine....caused by the brains inability to realized your country doesn't have the resources to support the non-stop baby making going on in your village. It's your own fault your country is starving because of over population. Figure out how to tap into the country's resources and support who you have before making more kids!!! Idiots.
Natural disasters are nobody's fault and we would be happy to pitch in our share of help as long as the other able countries equally do the same for you.-DragonBrat

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
Friggin AMEN to this!! -DragonBrat

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...
Now this  beauty thing is just stupid. WTF? But if you want to use or learn your native language as a SECOND language that's fine. Just remember the requirement for US citizenship is to be able to speak and understand fluent ENGLISH. Ask your country to implement English courses in all schools NOW.-DragonBrat

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a piece of me?"